I come from a very intresting star system in which i deal with galactic soloutions and diplomatic situations, we deal primarily with first contact and making sure we dont ruin any new planets that we meet so there for i have to deal with a lot of idiots, and as anyone in Customer Service will tell you sentient beings are stupid.Little did i know i havnt dealt with the worst yet.
My week was boring stamping book and reseting passports making sure aliens didnt explode when intering new enviorments to study life of people we had to deal with. we have a 19 day work week Erliztiday to Shaday but my least faviorte always happens to be wednessday A planetary introduction device that cures ilnesses and can create an infinte suply of food native to the planet happened to crash down as it was entering orbit into its most popular city the orb crashed into a building destroying it and killing one poor man.
The IGSNEPPC Inc or Intergalactic Space New Entry Planet Planning Commity, had decided that it should come back in a few hundread years when everyone would forget this but i didnt want there to be any bad blood so i decided to go down and find this poor guy and do what i can to make things better.
As I landed I blended in with those around me not to frighten any feble minds and began to scan the body I saw there where two people left alive on this planet who shared his direct blood so i decided to find the closest one and help him out.
With the study of this planets languages i was excited to find which one would be appropriate when speaking as i walked into this apartment, i could see nothing just walls of smoke i breathed in and coughed and the world felt so much better for and instant and i changed to my normal self. I found the child of the dead man and said "Sir I am apologize for these harsh and painfull circumstances i have put you in." and there was no response my studies had said he would understand maybe this smoke was messing with me I thought.
"Dude" said a strange man behind that i didnt notice he seemed either wize or foolish i couldnt tell.
Then I realized that these guys where another type of people that i had to speak a similar but different language for results and so "sigh" I did and said "Hey bro sorry about your pops my people left me here to help you and make sure things go better for you since we screwed up your life and everything."
He seemed to not care at all as he said "No biggie man" and passed me a strange apparatus and showed me how to brink strange smoke into my lungs and I realized i had made the right choice.
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hey man just finished reading the first three, really enjoying them, i want you to continue. I had a quick note to make though, why would one alien refer to other of his species as being alien? just a thought
well he isnt the same race as all of the others he works for an agency that has a bunch of different races, or i was foucusing enough one or the other
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