Week One Blzzzrgjuzxtle Veiw (Grays Veiw)

     I come from a very intresting star system in which i deal with galactic soloutions and diplomatic situations, we deal primarily with first contact and making sure we dont ruin any new planets that we meet so there for i have to deal with a lot of idiots, and as anyone in Customer Service will tell you sentient beings are stupid.Little did i know i havnt dealt with the worst yet.
     My week was boring stamping book and reseting passports making sure aliens didnt explode when intering new enviorments to study life of people we had to deal with. we have a 19 day work week Erliztiday to Shaday but my least faviorte always happens to be wednessday A planetary introduction device that cures ilnesses and can create an infinte suply of food native to the planet happened to crash down as it was entering orbit into its most popular city the orb crashed into a building destroying it and killing one poor man.
     The IGSNEPPC Inc or Intergalactic Space New Entry Planet Planning Commity, had decided that it should come back in a few hundread years when everyone would forget this but i didnt want there to be any bad blood so i decided to go down and find this poor guy and do what i can to make things better.
     As I landed I blended in with those around me not to frighten any feble minds and began to scan the body I saw there where two people left alive on this planet who shared his direct blood so i decided to find the closest one and help him out.
     With the study of this planets languages i was excited to find which one would be appropriate when speaking as i walked into this apartment, i could see nothing just walls of smoke i breathed in and coughed and the world felt so much better for and instant and i changed to my normal self. I found the child of the dead man and said "Sir I am apologize for these harsh and painfull circumstances i have put you in." and there was no response my studies had said he would understand maybe this smoke was messing with me I thought.
"Dude" said a strange man behind that i didnt notice he seemed either wize or foolish i couldnt tell.
     Then I realized that these guys where another type of people that i had to speak a similar but different language for results and so  "sigh" I did and said "Hey bro sorry about your pops my people left me here to help you and make sure things go better for you since we screwed up your life and everything."
     He seemed to not care at all as he said "No biggie man" and passed me a strange apparatus and showed me how to brink strange smoke into my lungs and I realized i had made the right choice.

Week One Andy's View

     As Ant's father left the house, my mind began to ponder the questions of life, who are we, why are we here but one thing was bothering me a little bit more and that was, what do i eat? I stood up and begin eating every porcel of food that i could find in this house i am in, why am i here i thought about more specificly apllied this time and I began to remember a conversation quite clearly.
"Do not come home your father and I have been so happy since you left, is it money you need i will give you 500 dollars a week if you dont come home son." ahh that is why i am here.
     As I sat in meditation of the world around me answers so close bliss almost reach i was sat on my this person who i have never met before, but I have known for quite some time, see life exists beyond time but there is no reason to go into that now he said "Yo guy why are you still here weren't you going home last week Andy."
"Yeah Ant I was but my parents have been paying for me to not come home, why do you think we have been smoki1ng so much" I figured an aknowledgement of my gifts would give me some peace for now
"And why the food is gone"He said as he glared at me i felt it through my closed eyes "I guess lunch is on you"
"Wake me up in an hour then pancakes" He said lunch but i won a victory with breakfast the next few days i spent getting closer to bliss and this unity that is beyond one single person and time but an inevidibility of all outcomes and choices until wednesday came I was somehow upside down on a couch and it hit me the answer to all problems was and sadly i forgot in that instant when i saw the back of this white haired gray man all i could say was "Dude" then i went back to sleep.

Week One: Anthony's View

     It started off like any other day, I woke up around noon smoked a little weed and stared out of my window. "All of the people walking buy like machines a part of the system, you see me I would never be like that I am going to make it my way and there is nothing anyone can do about it, I dont need anyone." I thought too myself as i walked over too my fridge it was empty. "Why doesnt dad ever go shopping before he leaves for work.
     I sat down on the couch or what seemed to be the couch, when i realize my couch is covered with my drunk friend from upstate I push him over enough so i can sit down "yo guy why are you still here wherent you going home last week Andy."
"Yeah Ant (which is short for Anthony if you must know) I was but my parents have been paying for me to not come home, why do you think we have been smoking so much"
"And why the food is gone"I said as i glared back at him "I guess lunch is on you"
"Wake me up in an hour then pancakes" So I smiled knowing that i am smoking and eating all with out the control of big brother lurking over me, He is always asking me to pay him back.
     Monday and tuesday kind of passed as a blur of pot and liquor more than i would like to admit but just enough to brag about, but then Wednessday happened normally i hate wednessday because it all like hey everyone i am too busy being busy to do anything with anyone but the world kind of stood still this day I was watching a re-run of the Daily Show so i can stay educated on things and tell people they are wrong about stuff when the chanel gets taken over by some ... government thing a building in the city had been crashed into by some weird rock like thing it was crazy i couldnt believe it, so i looked out my window and realized it happened right there i saw smoke and one singular destroyed building... but it was the one my dad goes into on the way home to flirt with the coffee girl and he was the only casualty everyone else was fine...
     He hated me anyway so i decided to smoke the pain away and a couple of hits later i dont know if it was quite thursday yet i saw something and Andy did too, he was gray with white pupils and black eyes and white hair I think he was an alien he was talking in weird sounds, with words like "Sir I am apologize for these harsh and painfull circumstances i have put you in." some weird alien language i dont know what he was saying
"Dude" said andy as he layed on the couch upside down looking at the gray man infront of him
     Then the Alien let out some sort of sigh and said "Hey bro sorry about your pops my people left me here to help you and make sure things go better for you since we screwed up your life and everything." Now he was speaking english"
     I responded with a "No biggie man" and passed him a bowl.