So my life has been pretty normal, I just sit around with these two guys and we just smoke a lot of weed, one of them is being paid to live away from his parents and the other is an alien so things are you know normal. Sunday came around and nothing had really happened i thought having an alien would make things cook, i mean look at the flinstones they had like an infinite number of wishes, and look at the Smiths, Roger is the man always being crazy and dressing up. I think either two things... our alien is broken or he is the most uncool alien ever.
"So Gray what's up what can you do"
"Well sir can we come up with another name"he said with scattered coughs. "I my good friend can do a lot, especially file i am a good filler i can file so quick you would never not know where something is if you had the key to the way in which i filed it"
Andy looked at him confused before saying "If you file something it is only temparary you only file things so that you can remove them from that file."
At this point I got up and decided that these people sucked so i turned on the tv and a comercial came on for this new video game and i was upset because i remembered what happened with my game console, lets just say golfclubs, a fish bowl and a gaming console dont go well together, but a drug addict would still break into your house steal them and sell them for drugs.
In my anger i turned of the tv; threw the remote, pouted, and took an angry hit of the bowl. Gray looked at me and said in his propper almost snobish yet kind voice "Ant what seems to be the problem anything i can assist with?"
"I just want to play games but i cant and only wanna spend money on weed and rent" I said with a proud realization of my priorties that rent is part of it.
"What are these games you speak of?" Since he asked I had to find one the only one i could find that wasnt stolen broken or lost was the old monsterpoket game so i threw it to him.
"A small device that holds information to a world, I can help out"
The next thing I knew I was inside of monsterpocket and looking at a flashing screen of a monsterpocket battle and I walked down some weird stairs and some odd lady said she was my mom and prof gray was looking for me.
Monday, December 5, 2011
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